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Sunday, May 16, 2010

Time to say Goodbye...for now.

Alam nyo guys napaisip ako kagabi while watching the movie Good Will Hunting(nice movie,naispired talaga ako) bat kaya sa dami dami ng oras na meron ako eto lang ang meron ako at narating sa buhay? i mean kung binuhos ko lang sana oras ko sa pag aaral at di puro bulakbol at tunganga sa harap ng computer eh ang layo na siguro ng narating ko, sa estado ng buhay,kalaliman ng pag iisip at kung ano2 pa. so i guess its time to say goodbye for now. Prioritize ko muna ang studies ko malapit nanamn pasukan.

I apologize, yet again, that I haven't been blogging nearly as much as I had initially planned. And I feel super bummed about it. now i believe na naddeplete din pala ang utak.

When I started this whole project I thought that I would have all the time in the world to work on it, i thought i can persuade people to view my blog by posting thins that might interest them,pero mali ako its your blog so post wats on your mind and soul,alam nyo this is one heck of a year for me, dagdagan mo pa ng mga problemang di maiwasan na dumating pero ayos lang buhay pa,humhinga pa. it seems that life has gone and gotten in the way as usual. And, I'll admit, when life isn't being a pain in the ass, I'm usually procrasinating. Stress does that to me. = /

But!

I don't mean to kick off this blog with my whineyness, excuses, and negative energy because so far, this expierence has been very unusual and fun. first time ko kaya may blog may 60 followers agad.haha!

Unfortunantly I don't have as much time to spare on this blog as I had hoped so I'm going to do a crash course and whip right through some things once in a while..

And I ask that you keep in mind that I am obviously no expert on anything. All my information has been taken from the web and various books. Yung iba ko pa ngang mga posts copy paste lang sa sobrang katamaran and just for the sake na may mapost. sa mga critics ko(anak ng tipaklong may critics) salamat din po. alam ko grammar ko at yung laman ng utak ko palage nyo tinitira, pasenxa tao lang.

and mind you! i think ive developed my skills here.hehe (sort of.) napansin ko kase nagbabago na yung mga post ko time to time. you can see the drastic change from "puro kagaguhan at walang kwentang" posts to serious matters that we can tackle and haggle under the sun. ewan ko ba bat BAYOLENTE pa naisip ko na blogtitle kung sa huli naman eh napunta na sa politika at kung ano2 pa. naimpluwensyahan lang siguro talaga.

So i guess this is it. lay low muna. adios amigos.

its not you, its me..

Saturday, May 15, 2010

fail application form.

This is an actual job application a 17 year old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida. They hired him because he was so honest and funny!

NAME: Greg Bulmash

SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person.

DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the first place.

DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle.

EDUCATION: Yes.

LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility.

SALARY: Less than I'm worth.

MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes.

REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked.

HOURS AVAILABLE TO WORK: Any.

PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday, Tuesday, and Thursday.

DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment.

MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here?

DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what?

DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?"

HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearing house Sweepstakes.

DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job no, on my breaks yes.

WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now.

DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely.

SIGN HERE: Aries.

Monday, May 10, 2010

Eleksyon 2010 a failure?

Ang daming balita sa TV at Internet. Napagpasyahan ko nalang na wag magpost ukol dito, i won't takepart of such "under consideration" matter. post ko nalang po tong email sa akin ng isang follower.



well you've seen it folks. Sa TV at sa mismong pagboto nyo, ang daming aberya sa PCOS machine at kung di naman dun ay may problema din sa procedure ng pagboto. Karamihan sa mga presinto at cluster na nabibilangan ay mahaba ang pila, inabutan ng ilang oras ang mga tao para lang makaboto. May mga lugar din na ideneklara ng COMELEC na total FAIL election. Marami rin sa mga kababayan natin ang hindi nakaboto dahil sa haba ng pila at wala ang pangalan sa lista.

As what youve posted nung nakaraan Mr.NC kung magiging successful ang el;ection.. eto po sagot... HINDI.

it was disastrous and it was humilating for COMELEC and SMARTMATIC. shame on you guys.


Lester Cayunda
Imus, Cavite

Sunday, May 9, 2010

Saturday, May 8, 2010

Evolution of dance..(most watched vid on youtube)




this is totaly awesome.. sana malambot din katawan ko.haha sicK!

Give your Mama A warm Hug...She deserves it.




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